hello mister bump

Ahem, hello, I am Samuel Savin and I am a lazy WHOREBAG who likes to collect elephant feces for fun. But Tini is wonderful and amazing and I love her dearly. Hehehe. Gaaaaaaa, park rangers are frickin' sexy.........

Anyways, oo, today's my mommy's b-day!! Oh and, it's actually Tini, in case you umm.. thought it was Savin or something. Cuz ya, that'd be stupid. And I should bite you. Chomp chomp. So anyways, I'm making a humongo jumbo poster for her and my doodoo and we're bringing her out shopping today for whatever she wants and going out to dinner and stuff.

But wowwwwww, honestly, I love this place soo much. The only downside is that I miss everyone in Minnesota a crapload but it's not like I'm staying here permanently or anything. I dunno, I'm really glad I decided to move here though. I mean, I've only been here for like 2 and a half weeks and I've already done so much and seen so much that I can only imagine how much I'll experience in 2 years, ya know? Like just yesterday we were eating dinner on the roof of this one building and ALGHEALGHEILGHELIGHEILWH!! it was eye-boggling.

I got a sudden urge to go to Italy a few days ago. We should go together sometime, hehe. It's wierd cuz compared to all my friends at my new school I'm somewhat of a traveling virgin. Like they've all lived in: France, Spain, Norway, Japan, Singapore, Taiwan, South Africa (isn't that awesome?!?!), Brazil, etc etc. and here I am with my un-exotic Minnesotan past. Haha. I love Minnesota though, it's got a nice home-ish feeling. And St.Paul and Minneapolis aren't exacty reject cities either. Like, they actually have things to do and stuff.

Ohhhh and did I mention... I HAVE DREADS!!! and ya, don't go to the bathroom and throw up cuz they're probably not as horrible as you imagine. Like yes, I know, I'm oriental, we're not meant to have dreads, but they really don't look that bad, I actually like them (so does my mom (???)) and no, it's not my whole head. And I don't think I'm black.

Says Savin: I will most definitely visit Tini in China because she is the apple on my apple tree and I am going out of my love for her and not because I can get easy Chinese pussy from slutty Chinese girls at her school.

Awwwww...